Brad (aka The Count) – Chief Editor: Ever since receiving a title of nobility as a wedding present two years ago, Brad’s been referring to himself as “The Count” to anyone who will endure it (there are very few). When he’s not pretending to be an aristocrat, Brad runs this site (Brad Hates Games) and does the majority of the writing for our Sega Genesis project as well as many of the other articles on BHG.
By the way, Brad’s title of nobility was purchased for $75 from a shady website and grants him the title of Count in a third world country that the U.N. does not formally recognize. So yeah, that seems pretty official.
Fatsquatch – Technical Guru: In addition to webhosting this project, Fatsquatch set up the blog for us, and helps out with the many, many technical issues we manage to create for ourselves. He may also chime in at times to offer an opinion or two.
Stryker – Contributing Editor: One of the two original Bad Dudes, Stryker now spends his time hanging out at the BHG offices, drinking up all our coffee and playing free cell. He also owned a used game store for a while, and during that time amassed a pretty impressive collection of Genesis games, which should give us access to almost any game on this list. Beyond that, Stryker’s contributions are mainly advisory (as in “Dude, make sure you mention how bad the graphics are!”), though he’s been known to write pieces on occasion.
Mr. Do! – Contributing Editor: For those of you who never played Mr. Do! Vs. Unicorns there’s really only 2 things you need to know about him: He has a sledgehammer and he fucking hates unicorns.
The crazy bastard runs around in his pajamas smashing unicorns in the face with his hammer, dropping bricks on their heads, setting up chunks of the ceiling to fall on them and kicking ladders out from under them. The game never explains why, and ever since he’s shown up on staff, we’ve been kind of afraid to ask him.
Why are we bothering to explain this? Because Mr. Do! goes after bad Genesis games pretty much the same way he does unicorns – with excessive cruelty and brutal efficiency. If you read something here that is short, unbelievably harsh, and probably filled with a lot of swear words, you’re probably reading the work of Mr. Do!